Some Piggies Go “Oink Oink”
“Think we should give a card to those cops and tell them to go check out the police encounters section of the site?” said Stephen Johnson
“I’ll leave that up to you. I don’t wanna talk to them.” Said Lee Eisler
(Stephen proceeds forward to hand them a card and to tell them to go check out the Police encounters section)
“Hey do you guys like skate videos?” Stephen asked the cops.
“Didn’t you know skateboardings a crime.” said the cop.
“Police and skateboarders” said the cop as he starts to shake his head no.
“Cops hate skateboarders” said the other cop.
“Well do you like watching cops bust skateboarders because we have a police encounters section.” said Stephen
“I hate cops too.” Said the cop
“Well do like veterans?” asked Stephen.
“Not really, it’s on a case to case basis.” said the cop.
Needless to say we gave up didn’t pursue to find out his name and had all the people around us smiling.
“I can’t believe what I just heard. Did he just say skateboarding is a crime?” said Lee
“He did, what a dick?” said Stephen.